The River of Life Flows from the Master

The first time the Master Nashwan saw his devotees engage in playful "knife-thrust" competition for the honor of drinking his used bathwater, he laughed.

He was observed to laugh for fourteen hours and thirty-one minutes, and then collapse into the state of yogic stupefaction known as Aha Ha Rahm.

Upon returning to the physical plane He stood up and announced what we know today as the River of Life program. "I will bathe many times each day and the water will be captured so that all may drink of it."

Devotees had wondered why the Master bathed at all, for He is made of Light and does note soil, nor sweat, nor exude anything but sweet nectar. On this day the meaning of the baths became clear.

The sacred bathwater is bottled each day after the Master's dawn ablution, mid-day foot scrub, afternoon hose down, and evening hot tub.

Master Nashwan's Used Bathwater
Pour it on your body.
Take one ounce into each nostril before bed.
But most of all...
Drink and absorb His holy vibration.

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