Can I receive your teaching in person?

Not today, nor tomorrow, but it's my joy to inform you that every person on this planet will know me intimately before the end. We will commingle, and you will tremble with bliss.

Does quantum physics provide an explanation for the Cosmic Deflation?

Of course. Don't be misled by most actual physicists, who are reluctant to agree. On this subject, trust in more competent resources: channelers, spiritual warriors, and fully enlightened entities. They will tell you that quantum physics gives definitive proof of the deflation, as well as solid support for psychic phenomenon, ghosts, higher states of consciousness, and just about anything else you care to believe in.

In order to escape the 2012 event, do I have to believe with all my heart that you are my guru or saviour?

If you aren't comfortable with calling me the Living Incarnation of the Deity, then just think of me as an ordinary man who for some reason shines with an unearthly divine light. That will be good enough.

Why do you wear a robe?

I don't wear a robe. I wear a simple wrapping of cloth--comfortable and durable; easy to doff and don. Before December 21, 2012, everyone will wear this type of garment.

What other signs can we expect to see before the Cosmic Deflation?

We will see common sense prevail in all areas of human endeavor. For example, air traffic controllers will abandon their radar in favor of pinpoint astrological forecasts. Medicine will realize that negative thoughts underly all disease, reiki will replace both antibiotics and chemotherapy, tarot will replace x-rays and ultrasound, and each hospital patient's chart will include a reading from the I Ching. What we now call architecture will be supplanted by Feng Shui. It has already begun to happen, hasn't it?

Why do you have a name that sounds Indian or Middle-Eastern? Is that your background?

I dropped my mortal name (Donald Wayne Hubersmith) when I achieved God-Realization. My followers gave me honorifics from Eastern philosophies and I humbly accepted them. Why? Because Eastern metaphysics are correct and everyone else is wrong. Omniscience makes it easy to sort these things out.

Can you talk to the dead?

Yes. Everyone can talk to the dead. As many wise men have noted, the trick is getting them to talk back. I suggest you stifle your curiosity for a little while. When you personally attain the status of dead, all will become clear.

Do I have free will?

Currently, your will is my will, and nothing can change that. So the answer is yes, you have free will, but it's all mine. And guess what? After the Cosmic Deflation, all desires will be fulfilled, so there will be no need for willpower.